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Bring on the Trumpets!
I'm a loser when it comes to creative writing. I can write essays and boring school stuff, but I can't really write creatively.
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A horse without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is only human.
Okay, I'll-- hey, wait a minute! You're lying! It's a ruse! Liar! Lies! *snatches writing and runs* Mine! You'll never get me Lucky Charms-- er, I mean writing ability!
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Bring on the Trumpets!
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A horse without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is only human.
(it's really funny, because I saif it was mrning, but it's really like 2:50pm here. But, I usually don't get up till like 1pm. I like my sleep.
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Bring on the Trumpets!
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A horse without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is only human.
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If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out firsthand what it's like to be me
So gather 'round, piggies, and kiss this goodbye
I'd encourage your smiles; I'LL EXPECT YOU WON'T CRY.
Also, my town doesn't change time at all. It's always the same time, all year 'round, cause we're lazy (and we're a small town, it's surprising we're even ON the map... So it doesn't matter if we're different).
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Bring on the Trumpets!
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A horse without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is only human.
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